World Cotton Day Jokes

On 7th October it’s World Cotton Day! Let’s have some cotton-themed humor:

I’m allergic to cotton
I would take medicine for it, but I can’t get it out of the bottle

I told my kids I was gonna take them to that place with the Ferris wheel and cotton candy, but instead I took them to the dentist
They said it wasn’t fair

My teacher in workshop laughed when I said I could make a deadly knife out of cotton…
…After I sharpened the tip, he backed down saying, “I see you’ve made your point.”

“Why is that cotton candy talking?”
“Grandma, that’s Nicki Minaj”

Scientists have created a cotton plant resistant to boll weevils.
When asked about it, they replied, “It’s unbollweevible.”



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