Short Jokes, Long Laughs

I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail
But apparently you can’t end a sentence with a proposition.

19 and 20 had a fight…
19 was injured, 22.

A young boy asked his father if he could try coffee
The dad said “sure son! Have a sip.”
The boy took a sip and immediately spit it out. “Yuck!” he said, “this tastes like dirt!”
“We’ll of course it does, son. It was ground this morning!”

I hate it when you’re on the toilet and you notice there is no toilet paper left. Then you have to walk with your trousers round your ankles to get another roll… Anyway, I’m nearly at the Walmart now!

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