Girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and 2 more short new jokes

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me
I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

My wife asked me why I wanted to be cremated.
I told her it’s …
it is my last hope for a smoking hot body

I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.
But he just won’t listen.

#joke #short

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